Science fact of the day: centipede legs continue to move after being removed from the centipede.
This was proven in a recent highly scientific test, which began after a centipede crawled over an unnamed IT worker’s laptop keyboard while in use. The test began with the worker soiling his shorts, and was continued with removal of the legs from the centipede. This was accomplished in a very scientific manner involving lots of spastic dancing, flailing, and stomping about.
After witnessing proof of the centipede legs moving without being attached to said centipede, more spastic dancing was performed.